Dear UK,

PLease stop using this word colour or however you spell it over on your island. We hate your freaking choice of how to spell it. Look, it's color. Make it easy. Stop your english pontification and just let us have the "u" back. That's all we ask of you. And listen, gas is easier to stay then petrol. deal with it.

I promise my five readers that I'm back!!! to write some more...

Geez. I've taken so long to write something. Wow. I'm seriously sorry to the five people that read this that i've given you nothing for a while. Be ready....it's about to start going again.....and it is going to rock your face off!!!! I'm going to write so much crazy in this little web spot that you aren't gonna be able to control your little selves. you just wait. booya.